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Chuckle
Give me a sense of humor, Lord.
Give me the grace to see a joke,
to get some humor out of life,
and pass it on to other folks.
Give me the grace to see a joke,
to get some humor out of life,
and pass it on to other folks.
March 6, 2026
My Husband is Missing
A lady calls the police to report her husband is missing. The police arrive and ask for a description. She tells them he's 6 feet 2 inches tall, has wavy blonde hair, and has a smile that makes everybody love him.
The police then go to the next door neighbor to verify this report and the lady next door tells the police, "You can't believe her. He's 5 foot 4 inches tall, has no hair and he wears a perpetual frown on his face."
The neighbor then goes and asks the lady why she gave the police such a false report.
She replies, "Just because I reported him missing doesn't mean I want him back!"
My Husband is Missing
A lady calls the police to report her husband is missing. The police arrive and ask for a description. She tells them he's 6 feet 2 inches tall, has wavy blonde hair, and has a smile that makes everybody love him.
The police then go to the next door neighbor to verify this report and the lady next door tells the police, "You can't believe her. He's 5 foot 4 inches tall, has no hair and he wears a perpetual frown on his face."
The neighbor then goes and asks the lady why she gave the police such a false report.
She replies, "Just because I reported him missing doesn't mean I want him back!"