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Thursday,
August 21, 2008
Open Air
Grandpa was celebrating his 100th birthday and everybody complimented him
on how athletic and well-preserved he appeared.
"Gentlemen, I will tell you the secret of my success," he cackled. "I have
been in the open air day after day for some 75 years now."
The
celebrants were impressed and asked how he managed to keep up his rigorous
fitness regime.
"Well, you see my wife and I were married 75 years ago. On our wedding
night, we made a solemn pledge. Whenever we had a fight, the one who was
proved wrong would go outside and take a walk."
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